Oliver - This little turd ran into me when we were at the store and had the AUDACITY TO CALL ME A MADAM. DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRL TO YOU!? He ended up fainting from lack of food, so I had to lugg his butt home and feed it. He at least said thank you.
- Huge crush
- GIVE ME DAT BOOTY
This guy is a total twit! I mean, do I look like a lady to you!? At least he has some manners.